...You Might Be A Redneck.

My friend Joe and I went out this morning to pick up an old arcade game called AIRWOLF. After removing it from the previous owner's basement, loading it into the van, and returning to Joe's place, we could not move it into Joe's basement. He didn't have the necessary tools to remove the handrail to his basement and the machine won't fit with it on the wall. What did we do? We wheeled the bitch up onto his front porch, plugged it in, and tested it out right there. Now, if only he had a couch sitting on the porch and an old car on cinder blocks parked on his front lawn...