If # 1 is True, Why Am I Sick?

I like to read articles from every section of MSN.com, everyday. Today I started by reading about a hockey player from the Florida Panthers getting kicked(unintentionally) in the throat with a skate and getting his carotid artery slashed. From there I moved to the Grammys, from there to an aritcle on flirting. One of the things I do all day long. So when I saw a link that said "10 Funny Flirting Facts", I had to read it. Here they are as presented by Laura Schaefer:

1. Flirting is good for you. Studies show that people who flirt have higher white blood-cell counts, which boost their immunity and keep them healthy.

With as much flirting as I do, it's a wonder I am ever sick.

2. Think it ends at a little eye batting? Hardly—all told, scientists say there are 52 “flirting signals” used by humans. Of these, the hair flip is the most common.

I use that one all the time. If my hair weren't so short it might actually work.

3. In some places, flirting is illegal. In Little Rock, AK, an antiquated law is still on the books warning that engaging in playful banter may result in a 30-day jail term. In New York City, another outdated law mandates that men may be fined $25 for gazing lasciviously at a female; a second conviction stipulates the offender wear a pair of blinders whenever he goes out for a walk.

Do you know how many people would be walking around wearing $25 blinders in NY for cat calls each day, or, how many families would be torn apart in Arkansas, if they followed these laws? The numbers would be astronomical.

4. Why wait for Happy Hour? Lots of people get their flirt on during their morning commute. A full 62 percent of drivers have flirted with someone in a different vehicle while on the go, and 31 percent of those flirtations, it turns out, resulted in a date.

I should have never mooned that guy in S.F. Live and learn.

5. Flirting need not occur face to face. According to Pew Research, 40 percent of people who look for love online say they can easily flirt with someone via email or IM.

See what posting a picture of George Clooney will do for you, guys.

6. In the Victorian era, fans were the ultimate playful prop that could communicate all sorts of messages. A fan placed near the heart meant, You have won my love. A half-opened fan pressed to the lips suggested, You may kiss me. Hiding the eyes behind an open fan meant, I love you, while opening and closing the fan several times warned, You are cruel. Given how much a fan could come in handy, it’s a shame they ever invented air conditioning.

What does it mean when they are fanning themselves rapidly and panting?

7. These days, cell phones do the flirting. In one survey, half of all mobile phone users have texted suggestive messages to keep things interesting while away from their amour.

Guilty. Sorry, Joe. I'll stop.

8. Watch out, you can overdo it. According to the Social Issues Research Centre, the most common mistake people make when flirting is maintaining too much eye contact.

I give em my "serail killer" stare. It's awesome.

9. Sometimes, flirty gestures aren’t what they seem. Research has shown that men tend to routinely mistake friendly behavior for flirting.

Hey, some women take it the wrong way too. That's right. Look, but don't touch, ladies.

10. Flirting is universal. A woman living in New York City and one in rural Cambodia may not have much in common, but when it comes to attracting a little attention, they both employ the very same move: smiling, arching their eyebrows, then averting their gaze and giggling. Animals flirt, too: Birds, reptiles, and even fish have their own way of strutting their stuff. Moral of the story: If the simple sea bass can act cute to enhance a romantic agenda, you can, too—so give it a go!

I knew that Cambodian sea bass I met in New York had a thing for me.

Just thought that was interesting and needed to be shared.