"The Steaks Were So High"

I was listening to the radio today, while working(big surprise, what else am I going to do?). I heard one of the DJs mention this. I watched it and maybe it is just me but, damn. I was laughing my ass off. My dad owns a large farm in southern MO and used to own quite a few cattle. My brothers and I used to help out(my older brother and I never lived there, my two younger brothers really didn't have a choice). I remember herding the cattle to the coral for various reasons. One year my dad had the misfortune of having a crazy cow. She would seperate from the herd and then, as cattle do, some would just blindly follow her. It got really frustrating. We finally managed to get them all in the coral, even with my brother Andy running around like an idiot(sorry, bro, I can still see you in my head chasing the stragglers and spooking them more than they already were). Now, I find myself wondering if that damn cow was just trying to kill time until the chickens got there(you'll see).