"As I sit here in my Suburban, smoking my cigarette and drinking my Starbucks, I wonder at the gifts that Mother Nature has given us."
-Sean Dwilet 9-8-2008
Okay... This obsession with monkeys... Yeah... This whole thing is a bit disturbing. Not as bad as your lack of faith (as Darth Vader would have it). But it's still pretty disturbing. Then again, some find my obsession with cake disturbing... :P
Larry, You'll never believe what i saw at work today. I was in an office fixing the computer and a small green statue caught my eye. It was 4 monkeys! one holding his eyes, one holding his ears, and one holding his mouth. see no, hear no, and speak no- evil. Right? The fourth one was holding his crotch... What the HELL! I will take a pic tomorrow and post it on my site. :>
Do no evil, bro. I don't like that monkey. Probably the only one I have ever seen that I just don't like.
However, I love the Proboscis Monkey. They are excellent swimmers who live in groups of 11-32 and almost exclusively in mangrove forests near fresh water and in lowland rainforests of Borneo.
Funny, "they're just like little kids" and "fun to watch" is more than likely how God feels about us. Do you have a God-complex when it comes to monkeys, Larry? I have the complex when it comes to real-time strategy games on playstation and playstation 2. And we're now at DEFCON-4!!!
I find this "primate love" theme a little disturbing. Unless, of course, its within the context of a comment like, "okay, I'm so completely turned on...lets go have some wild, sweaty, freaked out monkey sex." Then it's totally okay.
17 Comments:
I got the same as you.
Okay... This obsession with monkeys... Yeah... This whole thing is a bit disturbing. Not as bad as your lack of faith (as Darth Vader would have it). But it's still pretty disturbing. Then again, some find my obsession with cake disturbing... :P
See, Dani, we're perfect for each other. ;)
LB, they are just so damn fun to watch. Like little kids only, with way more hair.
Larry, You'll never believe what i saw at work today. I was in an office fixing the computer and a small green statue caught my eye. It was 4 monkeys! one holding his eyes, one holding his ears, and one holding his mouth. see no, hear no, and speak no- evil. Right? The fourth one was holding his crotch... What the HELL! I will take a pic tomorrow and post it on my site. :>
Do no evil, bro. I don't like that monkey. Probably the only one I have ever seen that I just don't like.
However, I love the Proboscis Monkey. They are excellent swimmers who live in groups of 11-32 and almost exclusively in mangrove forests near fresh water and in lowland rainforests of Borneo.
NERD ALERT!! NERD ALERT!! SET THE ALARM TO DEFCON-5!!
Steph, I'm thinking of a nickname...
You know the one.
Funny, "they're just like little kids" and "fun to watch" is more than likely how God feels about us. Do you have a God-complex when it comes to monkeys, Larry? I have the complex when it comes to real-time strategy games on playstation and playstation 2.
And we're now at DEFCON-4!!!
Not only when it comes to monkeys.
Oh, geez. That hurts my feelings, Larry...
Is that the best you can do?
*sniffle*
Yes.
I find this "primate love" theme a little disturbing. Unless, of course, its within the context of a comment like, "okay, I'm so completely turned on...lets go have some wild, sweaty, freaked out monkey sex." Then it's totally okay.
okay, i got it! http://www.dimebowl.com/index.php?content=monkeys
Hooray for monkeys!
I saw one frozen in a deep freeze once. Don't you wish you knew how it got there? Don't you wish you knew how I found it? Hmmm?
That damn quiz wants to use me for lab testing. AAAAAGGHhhh!!!
LMAO Lowk! They're not the only one who wants to use you for lab testing. *snicker*
I, too, got "See No Evil". :-D
Where have you been monkey??
Post a Comment
<< Home