Friday, July 29, 2005

"X" Marks the Spot...

It definitely isn't treasure, but, it'll have to do.

So here's what you do. When you read this, you're supposed to answer the questions too. The "x" means you've done whatever's listed.

() Smoked a joint (I was always afraid I would like it too much. Then I would have one more thing to waste my money on.)
() Been in a wet t-shirt contest
(x) Crashed a car
() stolen a car
(x) Been in love
() Had a threesome
(x) Been dumped
() Shoplifted
() Been fired
(x) Been in a fist fight(Most of them were during hockey games, but, I've had a few good ones)
(x) Snuck out of the house
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Made out with a stranger
(x) Gone on a blind date
(x) Lied to a friend
(x) Had a crush on a teacher(6th Grade, Miss. S)
() Been to Europe
(x) Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
() Been to Canada (workin on it)
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show(I have a decent story about this but it is visual)
() Thrown up in a bar
(x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) Eaten Sushi(ick)
() Been snowboarding(I would try it but it would take away from skiing time)
() Met someone from the internet in person (workin on it)
(x) Been moshing at a concert
() Been in an abusive relationship
(x) Taken painkillers
(x) Love someone or miss someone right now (I have family and friends from one side of the country to the other, hell, one is in Europe at the moment)
(x) Laid and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel
() Had a tea party
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
(x) Gone puddle jumping
() Played dress up
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) Gone sledding
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school
(x) Used a fake ID(all the time for work)
(x) Watched the sunset
(x) Felt an earthquake
(x) Touched a snake
(x) Slept beneath the stars
(x) Been tickled
() Been robbed
(x) Been misunderstood (frequently)
(x) Pet a reindeer/goat (both)
(x) Won a contest
(x) Run a red light (all the time for work)
() Been suspended from school
(x) Been in a car accident (was in a truck that flipped. we had it righted by the time the police got there. "Just an oil leak officer." There was mirror parts and oil all over and the whole drivers side a roof were fucked.)
() Had braces
(x) Felt like an outcast
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated the way you look
(x) Witnessed a crime
() Pole danced
() Been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) Walked barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
() Been to the opposite side of the world
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) Sung karaoke (´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter´)
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls when you were younger
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
() Danced naked in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Had a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone rollerblading
(x) Had a wish come true
() Worn pearls
() Jumped off a bridge
() Screamed the word penis in public
() Ate dog/cat food
() Told a complete stranger you loved them
() Kissed a mirror
(x) Sang in the shower
() Owned a little black dress
(x) Had a dream that you married someone
() Glued your hand to something
(x) Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole (just testing out what I saw in a movie. Most of you should know what one I am talking about)
() Kissed a fish
() Worn the opposite sex's clothes
() Been a cheerleader
(x) Sat on a roof top
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
() Done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) Stayed up all night
() Didn't take a shower for a week
() Picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
() Had a tree house
(x) Are NOT scared to watch scary movies (very few get me. There are some though)
(x) Believe in ghosts
() Have more than 30 pairs of shoes (thank God, I lost them in the divorce)
() Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
() Gone streaking
(x) Played chicken (all the time for work)
(x) Been skinny dipping
(x) Been pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on
(x) Been told your beautiful by a complete stranger
(x) Broken a bone (foot from slap shot)
(x) Been easily amused (everyday)
(x) Caught a fish then ate it
(x) Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed
(x) Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you (one guy I know is so talented he mooned me while driving on the PA Turnpike. I almost crashed my van, I was laughing so hard)
(x) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name (all the time)
(x) Slept naked
(x) French braided someone's hair
(x) Grown a beard

Also, G.D., I didn't know you were so popular with veterans. Today, while driving home from work, I saw a license plate that said VET4GD. LMAO. Looks like I'm not your only disciple in the St. Louis area.

Also, welcome yet another of my friends to the blogosphere. AspenPeanut (AKA rhymes with RAKE!). She is already prolific.

9 Comments:

Blogger :| raven |: said...

wow .. you've lead quite the life ...

6:42 PM  
Blogger Danikabur said...

You french braided someones hair? awwww a guy that knows how to french braid...

Just glad you didn't mark x at owned a little black dress.

9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

for real? you french braided someone's hair?

got your tongue stuck to a flagpole...you must be talking about the movie 'A Christmas Story'(my favorite movie of all time...gotta love ralphie), r u?

9:52 PM  
Blogger Larry said...

Raven: Not nearly as interesting as I would like.

Dani: I didn't say I did a good job. I have nieces from my marriage, though, and my ex did need help sometimes with gettin 2 of em ready.

Kblog: See above and yes. "Fudge. Only I didn't say fudge. I said the mother of all curse words."

11:26 PM  
Blogger Danikabur said...

Still... awww you know how to french braid. Sweet that you french braided your nieces hair!

11:57 AM  
Blogger Larry said...

Motherdear, thank you. Again, all I can do is be honest.

Dani, I love my nieces. I have seen them once in the past 8 months and after the fallout with the ex last month, I probably won't see them again unless, i bump into them somewhere and they don't live anywhere near me. I am not welcome calling the ex brother in law so that won't work either. I probably couldn't french braid anyone's hair anymore, although, i would sure try.

Daisy Girl, being as shy as I am making out with a complete stranger is something I will probably never accomplish. As for the pot, my reasoning still remains the same. I have an addictive personality and I have enough to keep me busy and out of money.

4:24 PM  
Blogger Larry said...

Um, I think that would probably be about the only way it would happen. And, no, I would definitely be adverse to it. (are you sure we can't still consider Dani and P-shag strangers)

1:07 PM  
Blogger Penny said...

Well, I mean, we've never *really* met, right? I don't know your last name, I don't have your phone number, couldn't find your house, soooo I'm thinking that we'd count as strangers. :0D

And Motherdear, why is Dani just "Dani" and I get the "Miss Penny" like I've done something bad?? :oP

1:32 PM  
Blogger Larry said...

At least she didn't make the mistake of callin you "ma'am". ;)

3:18 PM  

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