Hijacked!!
Larry, you should really change your password...
I just remembered that way back when I helped Larry set up this blog, he had given me his password. So here's my fun for the night:
*He cries when he watches E.T. ("bawls like a baby" is closer)
*He likes to watch "Working Girl". A lot.
*And he sings along with that damn Carly Simon song at the end.
*He once farted, and made his ex's friend puke out the side of their van.
(He actually called me as this was happening. Here's what transpired:
ME: Hello?
LARRY: I just farted, and it made "A" puke!!
ME: What?!
LARRY: I just farted, and it made "A" puke!!
ME: Who *is* this?? [I knew damn-well who it was.]
LARRY: IT's MEEEE!!!!
ME: [laughing hysterically]
I could actually hear "A" wretching in the background. Funniest damn phone call I've ever gotten.)
*He once got hit in the eye with a rock (while playing hockey) and we all called him "One-Eyed Willie" for a week (poor bastard had to wear this god-awful eye-patch. AARRGGH!!).
*He used to start fights with the older kid that lived across the street EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL. He always lost. :)
*He once had his shoelaces tied together by a neighbor because Larry poked fun at his McDonald's apron. It took him forever to get them undone. (He's a glutton for punishment, Dani, so that should make you happy.)
*The first day of seventh grade, I ignored him because he wore his socks up to his knees. (Someone actually yelled, "PULL YOUR SOCKS DOWN, RETARD!!" and he didn't even know they were yelling AT HIM.)
*He once got flipped the bird by an old lady when a bunch of us were playing tag in the street, and he didn't get out of her way fast enough. (We had been waiting for the school bus.) It was awesome.
I guess that's all I can think of right now. (Sorry, Larry, I had to do it. I was feeling mischievous...)
VIVA LA STEPH!
posted by Larry @ 9:01 PM
39 Comments:
LNF: I'm glad you liked it. I'm just glad Larry's got a good sense of humor... :)
That was the best. Now i'm gonna go change my password! No Tricks on me! Even though you dont have any dirt on me. At least i dont think. Nice one though, i had a good laugh.
Nicely done Steph, cruel, but nice.
Erika, trust me when I say that it could have been worse. And I know Larry will get a huge kick out of this. He's a tremendously good sport. (I wouldn't have done it otherwise - he's a good guy.) :)
I will add one... The first night that I met Larry, he had pissed off Polish Monkey's older brother so bad while playing hockey that after he knocked Larry flat on his back, he kicked him square in the twig and berries... full force with skates on!!
Nice job, Steph!!!!!!!!
LMFAO! I love it! I also love that you can hijack his blog and post knowing that he has enough of a sense of humor to laugh at it.
Cries watching ET!
Awesome!
I now know Larry like I didn't know him before. Thanks. BTW, what IS the password? Is it "rosebud"?
Nice try, LB. :)
"I'll never te-ell!"
Okay, first of all, at least I don't cry at the end of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure(ET is a sad movie). Secondly, I haven't cried watching ET in at least 8 years.
Can anyone tell me what is wrong with liking "Working Girl" or "New Jerusalem" by Carly Simon?
I apologized for that fart before they even smelled it at the front of the van. It's not my fault they laughed and didn't run instead. I warned them. And for the record, that has to be one of the best phone calls of all time.
Can you believe that when I finally got back to school someone accused me of trying to be like Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez? I almost went blind in one eye damnit. People could have at least had some sympathy.
I never go into a fight thinking I'm going to lose. It's not my fault he was bigger than me(DG if you are reading this, "YOUR MOM IS UGLY!").
Well, he did look rediculous. I figured I was doing him a favor by pointing it out. Again, it's not my fault he was bigger than me.
Fuck em if they can't take a joke. My mom used to dress me funny.
That geriatric lady used to dig throught the trash. She was bat-shit crazy and it WAS awesome.
Steph, I noticed you changed password. How did you even know I had figured it out? Or was it just a precautionary measure?
OK, I don't actually CRY at the end of B&TEA. I get teary, and I get goosebumps, but I don't actually cry. So there.
I just think that most guys like "Working Girl" because they think Melanie Griffith is hot, not because they love how she becomes all empowered at the end. That's all I'm sayin'...
"Left-Eye"?? We should TOTALLY have used that instead. Awesome.
It was absolutely a precautionary measure. :)
I'm not sayin I don't think MG was hot. I just like the movie. Damn.
Why do you think I never told you about the "Left Eye" comment? Hmmm? Oh yeah, it's because you do shit like this.
How did you know I knew your password? I never said anything. I was biding my time. That just fucking sucks.
Ya know, Steph, if it wasn't for the fact that I'm already happily married, I'd be mud-wrestling Danika for Larry.
Geeze, hunny, don't let that stop ya. Larry and I would take bets.
Digitalicat can bring along his big hat, too.
I can hear Larry's mantra now.
I think Danika and I would have fun. You guys would be relegated to watching. :oP
Poor Larry. I was taunted for my wardrobe through elementary school and middle school. In fact, when thight rolling jeans was in, I couldn't figure it out. I remember the first day of school on the following year, I had my jeans tight rolled after practicing all summer. As soon as my classmates saw me one of the bitchiest ones said, "wow, you finally learned how to tight roll."
I felt a sense of accomplishment, until "um, yeah that's out of style now."
Hope that makes you feel better. Even if you can't get onto her page, you can still post embarrasing stuff about her on your page. I think most of us read both blogs. ;-)
I'd so beat you Penny!! Oh yes. I would beat you.
I STILL can't tight roll my jeans, dammit, but i would! I'm a little behind the times, I'm still listening to A-Ha's greatest hits over here. I've got dirt on Larry, too since I'm his brother, but I don't think I'll tell, unless you guys ask me really nicely. Heh Heh Heh. As for crying during E.T., I did when I was like 3 but only cause ET scared the shit out of me. Anyway, I don't cry. Not to try to be tough or anything, I think i just have a problem with emotions and stuff. Like the only reason I say I'm sorry is so that ppl aren't bitches to me all the time. Does that make me a monster?!
Oh yeah, and when larry get's hit in the balls its funny as hell.
And one more thing, When you hit him in the bellybutton he gets excruciatin pain in his weener. I swear...
Just make sure you don't hit your belly button while getting sympathy bangs. Sorry, mother.
Wow, this just keeps getting better. I love you too, little brother, you cock.
However, if post like this get women to fight over me. Keep doin it Steph.
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Women to fight over you?? You are MINE though!
Sibling rivalry. Women rivalry. Rivalry and comptetition. Mud wrestling. Love it.
Not that I am arguing with you, Dani, but, if Penny wants to, I don't know, jello wrestle you for me. I would not be to put off.
LB, I don't mind you encouraging the women rivalry but please don't encourage the Steph. I would really like to have some pride(and secrets) left with this whole blog thing.
LMAO, Motherdear. "mine, mine, mine, mine."
Every time I'm on the coast and seagulls are around, that is what I hear when they are squaking. I learned the hard way not to try to go eat on the boardwalk on my last trip to the Gulf Coast.
I would jello wrestle her even if it weren't over you. It won't be over you. You are MINE (*giggle* mine. mine.mine.mine)
LMAO! Now I'm laughingso hard! Sitting with larry under my arm!!! Staring Penny down... mine.mine.mine.
I can so picture it too!! LAMO
ROTF. "MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE."
Motherdear, I have to agree with you about the seagulls(and pigeons). "Rats with wings."
Geeze, I don't read Larry's blog for, like, a day and my name comes up how many times?
Dani - I'm ready for the jello wrestling when you are. I know Larry's yours (yours yours yours just doesn't sound right), but do ya think you could share just a teeny tiny bit? I'd share back, ya know. :oP
Holy crap, Lar. If this is how it ends, I gotta do more embarassing stuff.
Brad, I don't think it is just the embarassing stuff that gets em to fight over me. :)
Well it's not because you're such a sensitive guy, is it? You been fakin' it, foo!
I gotta make em love me somehow. If you just pay attention you might learn something.
Depends on which part you would like me to share.
:P
If he is fakin it... then it was one smart move. Of course now that he is MINE (mine.mine.mine.) he doesn't have to fake it for other women.
Penny, don't answer that. I don't want my router to malfunction on me. ;)
'nuff said. :oP
Damnit, just the sound of your voice...Hello? Hello?
DAMN WIRELESS!
;)
Dirty,
This post was awesome, I think we all should get to take over his blog for a day. I have a couple in the store for him. The "TREE" incident. The "Jessica" debacle. Plus
So does he cry like Muttley too? I think that sound haunts me a little... all the times when Larry would call and Steph would put him on speaker phone so we could all hear him laugh. Good job, Steph! What a great sport you are, Larry!
Thanks Spring. She did forget my laughing so hard I sound like muttly.
Really I appreciate that you can come in here and add to my misery. ;)
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