I Love...
Monkeys!
Okay, I was going for more of the organ grinder sort but just couldn't find a good image for it. I laugh every time I see a monkey dressed in the striped pants with the fez hat. If anyone can find a better image plese let me know and I will change it out.
posted by Larry @ 2:40 PM
17 Comments:
She is gorgeous. When's the wedding?
thats sweetness :)
It's amazingly brave of you to admit a monkey fetish in front of all of us.
G: Soon. I just want to get our love slave deal out of the way before I commit to another woman.
K: Welcome and thanks.
Digi: What am I if not courageous? Now, I know somewhere in your collection of animal porn you have a pic I could use that would illustrate my point better. Give.
I'll share a little monkey story with you, just so you don't feel humiliated by the monkey-spanking/wedding comments. Not that you'll let little comments like that get you down, but just in case....
I went to a conference in Texas last October with a group of students. We were looking at various musical acts, etc. to bring to campus for those fun little programming nights. Sure did find a guy that pimped out exotic animals for events. You could get your picture taken with them and "ohhh" and "ahhh" all over them.
I gave in to peer pressure (and a sick fetish for primates) and had my picture taken with a little monkey in a DIAPER. The picture is horrible, as the monkey looks like he's dying of some weird primate illness, but I look pleased as punch to be having him sitting (and possibly shitting) on my shoulder (albiet in a diaper).
So how lame am I? Yeah, that's what I thought.
so i am obsessed with this little monkey who rides in a rodeo. he rides a dog. i used to have a video of him somewhere. i'll have to find out what his name is so you can look him up. it's the BEST thing i've ever seen.
You can't go wrong with a monkey in any situation. Best cameo by a monkey comes in the Our Gang/Little Rascals short "Free Wheelin'" where a young Spanky yells "hey monkey, got any money???" and then grabs this organ grinder's monkey by the tail and SWINGS him around to get loose change out of it's pockets. What really makes it funny is that the monkey got really pissed off and it kept jumping on the kids' backs, of course with the sound gone and replaced by happy-happy music instead so you don't really notice unless you see the kids continually looking off-camera with this "what the hell is up with this monkey?" look.
Jen: I left it open. Some people just dont take the hints well.
Jess: I was at a little fair in Hazelwood one year and this lady had a little spider monkey on her shoulder. I went over to pet the little guy. He noticed I was chewing gum and decided he wanted it so he opened my month reached in and took the gum. I was laughing so hysterically that I just let him.
Jazz: I am looking forward to it. As you can see I love monkeys.
Russ: Welcome. If you can find that little bit online and want ot email me a link my address is posted on my profile. I am just too lazy to do it myself. Plus, I have spent most of my search time trying to find the old MTV comercial that was a beer spoof. "Pop it open. Pop it open. Pop it open MTV."
Whatever floats your boat, hun.
(Monkeys scare me)
You're so giving. ;P
Giving? Oh you have NO idea. ;)
Allowing people to be what they want to be and love what they want to love: that's me. As long as you don't hurt anybody, fill yer boots.
:o)
What are you doing with a pic of the love of my life????? If I look out the window will I see you with a camera in hand?
P-Shag: Fill my boots? Never heard that one.
ltlme: You love monkeys too? Do you see the van across the street? Go over, put your face against the glass. look in and you will see me.
Pammy: I bet I could get more if I really tried.
Um, I tried to go for the glass until I noticed the van shaking around. Figured I would not disturb.
Fantastic. A monkey who likes gum as much as the rest of us.
ltlme: Have you read this post yet?
Jess: He took it out of my mouth examined it and threw it on the ground.
I might have. ;-)
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