WHO KNEW
I knew it was going to be a busy day today. Last night before I went to bed, I even made a list of things I had to do because I knew if I didn't I would forget at least one thing. Well, in the middle of the list, I went home for lunch and to pick up some paperwork and such that needed to be sent out for work. I had been talking to Capt. Icehole when I walked into the house and don't get good cell service in my neighborhood, much less inside my house. So, I told him I was going to switch phones and he said he would call me back in a few minutes when he got home(I know this is getting long and drawn out but bear with me it gets better). A few minutes pass and my phone rings. I pick it up thinking it is going to be the Capt. Boy was I wrong.
Most of my regular readers remember a week or so ago when I won tickets from my local radio station. Well the drawing for the trip was today and I wasn't the first choice, I was the second. The first guy couldn't make it. I leave Friday for a few nights in Las Vegas. On Saturday afternoon I will compete in the Duece Bigalow Male Gigalow obstacle course for the coveted GOLDEN BONER AWARD and then in the evening go to the Vegas premier of European Gigalow. If my regular readers could put together a bail money fund that would be great, cuz, the friend I am going with is definitely going to get us into some trouble. There will be pics and video(if I can get a decent video editing program for cheap and figure out how to host it) to follow.
I did manage to finish my list and play hockey for a second day in a row. I am also contemplating having a contest to come up with vanity plates for my new car. 6 characters max and 1 space. Have fun with it and please remember the bail money. The Steph will have to let you all know if I need it.
posted by Larry @ 8:40 PM
13 Comments:
Nice Job Larry! Not for being the first choice, but the second choice at a chance to win the Golden Boner! I tried to get in on that contest, My timing was off i guess. Anyway Good luck to you!
I would be sorely disappointed if the bail money was not needed. Count my dollar in.
Larry, I am still pissed at Tugboat! I COULD HAVE BEEN IN VEGAS!!!!!
I will supply the lawyers... wait, they are only licensed in MO, KS and IL. Nevermind. Oh wait, you could always call Jackie Childs (for all of you Seinfeld fans).
you lucky S.O.B!!!
damn!
i'm going to vegas in two weeks. yee haw!!!
That's sweet! Glad to hear you won it!!!!!
thanks for inviting me, asscrank.
no, but really, I'm happy for you. In a mean, nasty sort of way. <3
Timmy: What is a 20 yr-old going to do in Vegas? We have known for a while now that your timing is off.
Erika: I will keep that in mind. Although, I am the good one. It is my friend we are going to have to worry about. You know what they say though: "A friend will bring you bail money. A good friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, 'Damn, that ws fun.'"
Jo-Jo: Brother, I wish you were going to Vegas, too. Tugboat is a fat, lazy dick.
Rake: I knew I could get you to call me "the best". I mean, since I am, it was only a matter of time. ;) That's right. That is me winking at you. You know you like it.
Jazz: Damn, just missin each other. When do you find out about the bar?
Motherdear: First trip. I am going to have as much fun as I can squeeze into the weekend.
Ltlme: Me too. I am still a little too excited to sleep and it is past 11. I gotta work in the morning. Oh well.
Brother: I will ask again. What is a 20 yr-old going to do in Vegas?
I work this weekend, Larry. So sorry. But I must tell you, Vegas is a very happening place... Just remember to close your eyes and tighten up your ass when you're drunk and in a house of poor reputation. They test those women, but they don't test their "toys". Hahahaha! Have fun, buddy.
...stays in Vegas. That is the theory I'm operating under, LNF.
LB, everyman pays for sex. It is just in what way that differs. I am not a whore man myself. So no houses of ill repute for me.
Pammy, I'll forgive you for missing a week, albeit a good one. :)
Congrats Larry!!!!!
I can't wait to see the video. That's going to be hilarious!
Congrats Larry!!!! Have a great time!! I will also allow you to not be MINE for the weekend so you can have even more fun ;)
Thanks ladies. Wish you both could be there. :)
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