Ex Update
Well, everything came to a head. She didn't want the dishes. Great, I have dishes. She said something to me, I said my piece, she went all High-pitch-psycho and that was our conversation(this is why I text message her when I have to get ahold of her for any reason). But, her shit is gone and that should be the last I deal with her. I don't really expect to get the few things that are still in her storage locker.
I just, while typing this, got a call from a mutual friend(second time today, the first, she said she was supposed to call and bitch at me about the dishes. She didn't, she just called to tell me, so if PsychoMcFlipsOutOverSmallShit asked I could tell her that I had gotten the call). She told me that the ex called her and told her that if they wanted to remain friends, the conversation she asked her to have with me would be the last. Over dishes. That is fucked up.
Anyhow, the Steph said something really funny when we were sitting there waiting for her, "It's like you've been giving her a piggyback ride for 8 years and now all of the sudden she's pissed because the soles of her feet are touching the ground." I laughed my ass off. Never looked at it like that. Sometimes the Steph comes up with the best stuff.
posted by Larry @ 8:45 PM
18 Comments:
you know, i'm sure we'll get into this over at potato someday, but i know a fair amount of women who take total advantage of a nice guy. that piggyback analogy was perfect.
Larry, what is up with the revolving pictures? I was just starting to identify Meatwad, then you repace him with Kermit, blah, blah, blah. Are you tring on different skins, or what?
Thanks guys.
Dig: Yeah, I am just tryig to find something other than my own pic. So far kermit is winning but we will try arj and poopy for a bit.
what's so bad about your own pic? do you look like the phantom of the opera unmasked, or something?
Yeah, Larry - post a pic of YOU.
Glad you got to keep the dishes. Hopefully, she'll be able to either fend for herself, or latch onto some other poor schmuck, and you won't ever have to deal with her again.
Good riddance to bad rubbish, Larry.
Duff: sooner or later I will, just not yet. I want to build an audience before I scare them away. I kid, I just don't have a pic of myself worth posting yet.
Callie: Patience, I still have seen "the Pictures" that I know have to exist from Tahoe. And I am betting on the poor schmuck theory myself, but, hey, she's proved me wrong before.
P: Agreed.
Roy: Fuck You! :)
Oh, come on! Please post it?? It's mullet-tastic!!
Uh, I mean, it's a good picture...
oooh Larry with a mullet playin' hockey?? I WANNA SEE!!!
Steph: Why?
Penny: No! It will never see the light of day if I can help it.
You need to keep your eyes open for a partner...not a parasite. Someone who can carry you from time to time...we all need a piggy back ride sometimes. It's a give and take.
You should host a "Break the Psycho Dishes" party. That would be a hoot!
Funny thing is I overlooked it for a loooong time.
One of the reasons I am not really actively persuing a dating life right now is because I just don't want to put out the effort. I'm literally worn out and, that would not be fair for whoever the woman turned out to be.
And just like the car that I managed to get in the split, I am giving the dishes(1 set anyway) to my brother who could use them more than I can.
It's too bad that she doesn't want them anymore, I was making a few things in the lab for you, depending on how pissed you are.
1. for a good laugh, I was distilling pure Poison Ivy oil to put on the dishes because we know she's a lazy cunt and won't wash them. Plus she will touch her eyes and face and hopefully everything else in her house before the oil wears off.
2. For my second trick, I have some chemicals that when applied, will eat the glaze off of the dishess and they will be rough as sandpaper as soon as she washes them.
3. NOT anthrax
4. NOT a car bomb
Also, I wanna let you know that I will come up there and beat the shit out of her any time you want, because, what it all boils down to, is that i really, really want to.
Just so you all know... I will be scanning and posting larry's mullet picture on dimebowl.com in the next few days. it is SOOO mulletastic. Kudos to steph for that scrumptrulescent word. I'll let you all know when it's posted.
Larry- This is payback for showing "The skiing video" and for "DAG!"
Who did I show the skiing video to? And you use "Dag" more than I do now. But, if you want to live fast and die young, I understand.
it's okay, larry- women are nothing but trouble.
one of the many reasons why there will continue to be only one lesbian in my family, and it will not be me.
Damn, until i read, "and it will not be me." i was mildly excited.
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