I Love Animals. I Swear.

It's just that I. HATE. GEESE.

They're not really animals.

It seems that they know this, and are taunting me. Twenty-two of those filthy bastards were on the parking lot this morning while I was working outside. You don't believe me? Count for yourself. Look carefully, they are all there.



One of these days I am going to find a way around the Federal Migratory Bird Act of 1918. Then, they are all in trouble.